The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!