- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to not finish your....

The power to see oxygen.

to randomly self destruct at any time

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to always be at half mast.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

the power to change people socks on command

Pointless Super Powers