The power to turn into a magikarp

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power drown in water

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!