The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to not finish your....

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the power to eat bread

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!