- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to create a pointless superpower

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to be afraid of horses.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

Pointless Super Powers