- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to inhale coins without dying.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to die on command.

The power to divide by 0

The ability to be in fashion.

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to moves in slow motion.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

Pointless Super Powers