The power to become a laptop forever!

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to be normal and average

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!