The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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i love to make shit brix

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to be born again

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!