- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

the power to see through windows.;.

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

Power to make it rain sideways.

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

Pointless Super Powers

The Power to f* her right in the p*y!!