The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!