- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to lower your own ego.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

the power to read your own mind

The power to wish you had a power

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to make water expire.

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to look TV

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

Pointless Super Powers