- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to read your own mind

The ability to pull open push only doors

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to look TV

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

the power to see through windows.;.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

the power to change people socks on command

Pointless Super Powers