- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

the ability to see through air

The power to buy free things.

The power to divide by 0

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

Pointless Super Powers