the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to die at will.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to die

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!