The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!