- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power of attracting fired bullets

the ability to levitate

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

the power to read your own mind

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

to randomly self destruct at any time

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

Pointless Super Powers