The power to not get shit d*ck

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!