The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!