- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

Nothing

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to read your own mind

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power of attracting fired bullets

Pointless Super Powers