- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to levitate

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to make dead batteries appear.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to see oxygen.

The power to not finish your....

to randomly self destruct at any time

The ability to pull open push only doors

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to always be at half mast.

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

Pointless Super Powers