- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to eat your own head.

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

the ability to see through air

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

Pointless Super Powers