The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

thumb_up thumb_down +55

the power to fly in space

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to die

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to not get shit d*ck

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

make your arm REALLY. fart power

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

thumb_up thumb_down +162

The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

thumb_up thumb_down +152

The powers to blink at the speed of light

thumb_up thumb_down +144

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

thumb_up thumb_down +130

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

thumb_up thumb_down +128

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

thumb_up thumb_down +120

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

thumb_up thumb_down +120

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!