The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The ability to die instantly

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to poop standing up

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!