- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

the ability to die on command

The power... to move you.

The power to control weather on Mars

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The ability to look at someone and die.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The ability to poop glue.

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

Pointless Super Powers