The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power to write comic books

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The Power to Power

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!