The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to die from darting too hard

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!