- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to only be obesely fat.

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

The power to think of food

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to kill you self.

the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

The ability to breathe out of water.

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

The power to forget you have a super power.

The power to be normal and average

Nothing

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to breathe slightly faster

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Pointless Super Powers