The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to not care.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to animate condiments

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!