The power to be asleep while in bed

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to look TV

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power drown in water

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!