The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the power to fly in space

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!