The power to create a unicorn online.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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To never remember what the word if means

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power... to move you.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!