the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to be invisible when singing

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to eat socks

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!