The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power... to move you.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!