The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

thumb_up thumb_down +122

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

thumb_up thumb_down +120

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

The power to swim on land.

thumb_up thumb_down +100

the power to turn into a piece of paper

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The power to even

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The power to shit on the ceiling

thumb_up thumb_down +94

the power to get drunk you are needed

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

thumb_up thumb_down +88

The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

thumb_up thumb_down +88

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

thumb_up thumb_down +88

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

thumb_up thumb_down +88

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

thumb_up thumb_down +86

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

thumb_up thumb_down +84

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

thumb_up thumb_down +82

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

thumb_up thumb_down +78

the power to jump, but only on any surface

thumb_up thumb_down +78

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!