Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to not care.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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the power to fly in space

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!