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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.
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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness
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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it
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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.
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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.
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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor
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The power to be invisable when your dead
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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.
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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.
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The power to flush toilets with your mind
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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you
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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump
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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink
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The power to fly in tornadoes
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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.
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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye
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the power to write comic books
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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy
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The power to die from darting too hard
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Nobody in the world has super-powers.
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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.
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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays
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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.
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the power to read this pointleessuperpower
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!