- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to look TV

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

the power to change people socks on command

the power to see through windows.;.

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

The power to never be old but died at young age

The ability to change the color of your poop

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

Pointless Super Powers