- Pointless Super Powers

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to lose all your limbs

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to make dead batteries appear.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!