- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to die

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power of being negative all the time.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to be alone

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to create a pointless superpower

Pointless Super Powers