The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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cry acid tears

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to divide by 0

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!