- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make money disappear.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to be alone

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

open up pickles glass

The power to touch your toes

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power of hindsight

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

Pointless Super Powers