the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the power to misspell

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!