The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!