The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to sit

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to change your eye color.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!