The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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mint berry crunch

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to smell whore

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!