- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to become famous on vine

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

Pointless Super Powers

The Power to f* her right in the p*y!!