the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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cry acid tears

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to jump face first

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to never come into existence

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!