The power to speak to toasters

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to control yourself

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The ability to be poor for life

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!