The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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ability to run very fast forever

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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the power to control nothing

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to be an idiot.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to sharpen a pen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!