The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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power to have no power at all

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to not have a superpower

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to hear in the dark.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!